Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Lucy Loo: Lovely Little Lady, or Libatious Lush?

DogBlogWatch.Blogspot.com can exclusively report to you, faithful readers, of a great rising concern in the dogblogosphere about the personal safety of one of the major players in the dogblog scene.

After several sources confided their concerns to the authors of DogBlogWatch, we knew our objective hearts and minds could not allow us to hold back the information any longer.

Simply put, Lucy Loo may have a drinking problem.

DogBlogWatch has received several photos of an incriminating nature. By all standard measures, Lucy is underage, meaning there is a crime for her not only to have alcohol, but also the person providing her with alcohol is guilty as well.

This photo shows what DogBlogWatch can only assume is the remnants of a drunken stupor .

One anonymous source told us about Lucy's attempt at stealing drinks at a public park:

"I was at the park downtown, by the wine store no less, and saw Lucy try to sip her way to happiness by attacking several open alcoholic beverages. She stumbled around and even fell face first into a couple of the other guests' plates of food. It was embarrassing for me, and for everyone there that night."
DogBlogWatch has also uncovered an image on Lucy's blog that may provide more insight to her self-destructive tendencies:


Here we see Lucy, sprawled about on the ground with an unnamed dog at the park. We leave it up to the reader to decide what is going on here.

If you have any information relating to alcohol/drug abuse by any DogBlog Dog, please contact The Great Duke or The Dainty Poodle. Your anonymity is assured.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am horrified by these photos - someone needs to call PPS - pup protective services - and report this - really people there should be a law!

Catherine said...

It must be said...Lucy is a licentious role model and should not be trusted.
Some might call her a word that some people learned recently from the 15th century that is ****-scourer. I have interacted with the victim (the dog other than Lucy), and I must say that I found him to be a well behaved, friendly, and polite dog. The same cannot be said for the puppy porn star.

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Mr. Woodson said...

Fascist.