Saturday, August 9, 2008

Review of Audrey and Lucy at Devon's Birthday

Well, Friday was Devon's party, full of friends, food, and fun, but the real entertainment was to come from Audrey the Diva Gremlin, and Miss Lucy Loo.

While both dogs were in attendance, there seemed to be only one animal, as the two had merged into one flying ball of spit, fur, and gnarling teeth throughout the night.

Audrey arrived late, but quickly attempted to make up for it. She laid into Lucy like she was giving her the business. Since Lucy was on her home field, we the audience and authors of The Great Dog Blog Watch expected for her to remain advantageous throughout the night, but it wasn't so.


EVENT: DEVON'S BIRTHDAY BBQ

DOG 1: Lucy Loo
Entertainment: 6/10
Lack of Annoyance: 7/10
Ability to not run into neighbors yard: 0/10

DOG 2: Audrey
Entertainment 4/10
Lack of Annoyances: 6/10
Ability to not run into neighbors yard: 8/10


FINAL SCORE:
Lucy Loo: 13/30
Audrey: 18/30

EVENT WINNER:
Audrey

1 comment:

Catherine said...

To Audrey's credit, she had a leash attached to her. It seemed that Lucy was trying to choke her.