webster's dictionary defines "puppy" as "a young dog." but if the dainty poodle were to write a dictionary, "puppy" would be defined as "a young dog. adorable. cuddly. heart melting."
the entry would be accompanied by this photo:
yet one of dogblogwatch.blogspot.com's sanctioned dogblogs (see the links on the right of your screen) seems to be chronicling the life of not a pitbull, lab mix as claimed, but rather a gremlin, chupacabra mix.
the chupacabra
here at dogblogwatch.blogspot.com we aim to simply report the facts, not draw any conclusions. the conclusions are drawn by you, our faithful readers.
4 comments:
Man, you better watch out. You don't mess around with Chupacabras! Pretty soon you'll be experiencing stigmata and not in the "I'm a saint" sort of way. It will be the kind where you bleed from your eyes, and if your name isn't Mary, then it's not cool. Not cool.
My pet Chupacabras is the most gentle creature on the planet.
Lucy Loo, now, is a BEAST, and I will never let her anywhere near my little Snowball ever again.
I think big foot has a pet Chupacabra....I'm sure of it actually.
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