Name: Murray
Aliases: Mur-dog, M-Dog, Mur-Pup
Location: Thurston County
Pastimes: chasing squirrels; wrestling; eating peanut butter; farting; sniffing; running away from the big dude who feeds him; licking himself; walking while attached to ropes.
Best known for: allegedly peeing on Miss Lucy Loo (aka Miss Lucy Lush).
DogBlogWatch contacted Murray for an interview. Given the recent developments in Miss Lucy's alcoholic life, exposed exclusively by DogBlogWatch, we wanted to provide the opportunity for Murray to defend himself against the peeing allegations. Sources now tell DogBlogWatch that the Murray peeing on Miss Lucy incident could actually have been a case of Miss Lucy LUSH peeing on herself -- as a result of a drunken stupor, which given our reporting seems entirely possible.
As Murray is busy chasing squirrels, wrestling, eating peanut butter, farting, sniffing, running away from the big dude who feeds him, licking himself, walking while attached to ropes, he was unavailable for comment.
Instead, we will leave you a video of Murray seeing the rope he walks with.
1 comment:
There are an awful lot of capital letters here... is this really a dainty poodle posting?
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