Dogs Without Blogs: A DogBlogWatch.Blogspot Expose

We've received word that there are some dogs in the area that do not have blogs. After a thourough scouring of the local dog scene, we encountered one such dog, and sat down to interview him, to find out a little bit more about the world of blog-less dogs.

Name: Frank the Dog
Age: unknown, est. to be 3 years old
Location: Mason County
Pastimes: Tennis Ball chasing, couch sitting, walking while attached to ropes.

DBWDBS.COM: So Frank, tell us a little bit more about yourself:

Frank: (mouth agape, tounge draped over side of mouth)

DBWDBS.COM: Excuse me, Frank?

Frank: (now adjusting himself to lick his tail)

DBWDBS.COM: If you don't want to answer these questions, you shouldn't have agreed to the interview.

Frank: (begins to get up, head turning about rapidly while observing a fly buzzing around the room)

DBWDBS.COM: I take it you're not going to abide by the terms of our agreement.

[End of Interview]